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		<title>V Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 02:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Valentine&#8217;s Day can be hard on a guy.  Give me a break. There is just not a good card out there this year, I am sorry.  Course I could write a love ballad and record myself singing it on one of those new recordable cards.  I tried out one of those. At least you get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What The Heck</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 09:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or WTH, as most of us now write.  These abbreviations are starting to get a little crazy don&#8217;t you think, with all the texting going on people will forget how to write a correct sentence.  At least that is what my grandma fears.  I told her that will never happen.  What do you think?  Anyway, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spring? Not!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the love of, I hate for this blog to start off so negative, but what is up with snow in April?  Give me a f**kin&#8217; break here!  How &#8217;bout you? Are you experiencing unusual weather where you live?  Do me a favor. When you comment don&#8217;t leave any of the usual envronmentalists bullcrap where [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holy Moly Batman!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What are your favorite quotes from Batman&#8217;s sidekick Robin?  That dude could make anything holy and funny! Here are a few if you can&#8217;t remember any&#8230; &#8220;Holy haberdashery, Batman!&#8221; &#8220;Holy oleo!&#8221; &#8220;Holy nightmare!&#8221; &#8220;Holy costumed party!&#8221; &#8220;Holy horseshoe!&#8221; &#8220;Holy polaris!&#8221; &#8220;Holy sardine!&#8221; &#8220;Holy jumble!&#8221; &#8220;Holy marathon!&#8221; &#8220;Holy Halloween!&#8221; &#8220;Holy heart failure, Batman!&#8221; &#8220;Holy Long John [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Any Shadow?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2006 15:58:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well here it is Ground Hogs Day and again I hear people talking about whether the ground hog saw its shadow this morning.  I am not superstitious, but I enjoy listening to the talk.  But I wonder, does this little event have any scientific basis?  Anybody know?  Bill Murray was brilliant in the movie Groundhog [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy, Happy!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2005 13:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hope you are happy this New Year.  Because I sure am.  I got a promotion at work and my relationship with Marcy is going well.  Who could ask for more?  She won&#8217;t let me put up any photos of her so you will just have to take my word for it when I say [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ch or K for the Jewish Winter Holiday?</title>
		<link>http://michaeldarius.com/?p=32</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2004 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even though my family raised me Jewish, and I should understand these things, to this day I cannot fathom having more than one way to spell this winter holiday.  For the love of potato latkes, would somebody just take a vote already?   Reminds me of catsup vs ketchup.  At least those two words are spoken [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do You Call Your Friends Turkey?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2003 20:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ha, Turkey Day is almost here and it made me start thinking about how we use the word turkey to tease our friends.  When do you call your friend a turkey?  Please share your favorite incident.  I&#8217;ll go first.   One day Shane and I were walking along the railroad tracks and he said we ought [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Say Ye?</title>
		<link>http://michaeldarius.com/?p=38</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2003 21:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey to all who have found my first post on my very own website.  Now I am at a loss for words. What do you want to hear about?  Music? Philosophy? (only kidding) Current events?  Drop me a line &#8216;cuz I can&#8217;t think of a topic.]]></description>
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